Christian Jones
Christian Jones is the Chief Operating Officer at Snoball. He didn't have a pre-written bio or summary, so Chad is making one up for him. He enjoys horseback riding without saddles.
He likes dogs, cats, mice, and other woodland critters. But above all, Christian cherishes the immutable tortoise — do not bring up tortoises around Christian.
He also enjoys baling hay, which takes him back to simpler times, like when his beloved Papa would sing songs of old Norway in the early morn.